Nick: (LOUD) look ma- WIENER!!!
Me: (driving) What?...what are you talking about silly boy? What wiener?
Nick: Look! The sign says 'wiener,' right mom? (pointing at roadside sign)
(driving eastbound on Killian, going over the Don Shula)
Me: It sure does but that's a lawyer's office not a real wiener. (Adopt-A-Road program, Law offices of Wiener & something forgettable)
(thinking to self- 'I didn't learn about wieners in kindergarten.')
Nick: What's a lawyer Mom?
(Thinking to self- 'sometimes a wiener...')