Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Wiener Sighting (excerpt 'Raising Nick' re: reading skills)

Nick: (LOUD) look ma- WIENER!!!

Me: (driving) What?...what are you talking about silly boy? What wiener?

Nick: Look! The sign says 'wiener,' right mom? (pointing at roadside sign)

(driving eastbound on Killian, going over the Don Shula)

Me: It sure does but that's a lawyer's office not a real wiener. (Adopt-A-Road program, Law offices of Wiener & something forgettable)
(thinking to self- 'I didn't learn about wieners in kindergarten.')

Nick: What's a lawyer Mom?

(Thinking to self- 'sometimes a wiener...')

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